A Thriller Parody (Introducing Jake Treacher)
Why are law enforcement, government agencies, and military officials always looking for Jake Treacher? The highly decorated ex-military traffic cop just wants to hide out in his dodgy motel room in rural Pennsylvania and tend to his wounds after a bar fight—er, barn fight, rather. Maybe later he’ll find out why the town he’s in is called Intercourse.
But something is going down in Amish Country. A gruesome murder on the threshing floor, as well as suspicious packages from the Arabian peninsula, have got ATF and FBI agents looking into the secretive Amish community in Lancaster County. The elusive Reacher—er, Treacher—is located and enlisted to help close the investigation.
Perhaps then they’ll finally get his name right.